Welcome To Proverbial Cow Killing Page

This page is for this weak in both in mind and heart,but not for those weak in the stomach. This page was created for those who, like us are deathly afraid of cows. For those of you who are somewhat disgusted with this page (IF NOT TOTALLY), you now know why the BACK button was created. For those in wonderment , "no" we are not Psychotic. demented maybe ,but no Psychotic.....

No cows were "killed" in formulating this list however we do know each of these "methods" work........No e-mails about this please; however we are open to new suggestions(please make them short).

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P.S. Mad cow, this page's grand creator, loves hate mail and will publish the "worst". This page has been visited times.You sick sick people